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NME Magazine | Glastonbury Festival 2007

John Peel Stage | Saturday
Alex Hoban

Holy Fuck
05:12:34 pm

Thank fucking fuck for Holy Fuck, who fuck the fucking John fucking Peel tent up by fucking with everyone's fucking fuckbox like there's no fucking tomorrow. The fuckers.

Like a subterranean LCD SoundSystem they've crawled out from electro's primordial ooze and are dropping dirty sludge beats thicker than all the brown stuff you've got to wade through to get to see them. People are dancing like the apes at the start of 2001: A Space Odyssey. It's all gone a bit sci-fi.

The bastards don't say anything, just drink beer and show everyone how cool they are. The whole of the Tory party have turned up and David Cameron's leading an ancient mud drinking ritual that's lead to the death of two sacrificed Glastonbury virgins. Ok that last bit's not true, but it wouldn't look out of place here. Holy Fuck rule.

Best Song: 'Safari'.

Best Moment: An eccentric medly of demo tracks from a toy casio keyboard sent through their fuzzboxes to make them sound like robot armageddon